Shall I review the stats and likes
for cats in hats
and dogs riding bikes?
Folk punching lags
and chimps smoking fags
Fails and fatal trips
summarised with witty quips
Spending lost hours
searching through YouTube
desperately hoping
for a glimpse of celeb boob,
nipple shots of newspaper hotties
crashes and bashes
of incompetent yachties,
failed boat launches
staunching the will
fed like swill to pigs for ratings
waiting for fame
with only ourselves
and a poor sense of self
to blame
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