Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Bitching In The Kitchen

Face pales
eating stale cakes
on the weighing scales
Bloody QVC
How dare they fucking lie to me
Gadgets
and doo dahs
To shift fun sized mars bars
Springy things for exercise
Troublesome
cummerbund
trousers to disguise
Forced into corsets
Blowing a gasket
I ask you am I past it?
Freaking out at weaknesses,
poor choices,
grunting noises,
shiny wrapped contents
of my Aldi shopping basket
Shall I risk it?
and have another Hob Nob biscuit?
I eat for my pleasure
with no one to treasure me
Don't measure me
by the size of my waist
it's in accordance to taste
Leisure suits look quite cute
Let's order some before they're gone
Masticating
procrastinating
Stretchy black leggings
For a body gone wrong



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