Stranger Danger

Using a knife to free my toast.
A lighter to find a gas leak
I'm not toasting to my boasting
I'm just a danger freak.
Frayed electric cables,
do I wanna die
from crappy DIY?
Six inch nails
sticking through dining room tables,
sharp knives
mixed in drawers with spoons and forks
I'm walking on ledges
high above streets,
now we're talking,
looking down the barrel of a gun
for fun,
with my finger at the other end
Don't worry
unhurried
I post pictures of poorly built fixtures
because danger has become a trend, my friend.