Cuckoo Too?

Anecdotes,

of men in white coats

Tall stories trigger,
abrupt cocktail sniggers
Did I mention being sectioned
for high street erections?
Polite chatter,
nattering,
elated
about being medicated,
straitjacket chafing
did you laugh?
What a social gaff
among polite company
Zany antics,
bow ties and breadsticks
Dance partners on gurneys
overlooked by turnkeys
Real mad stares
from drooling fooling folk in wheelchairs
Thank you for the invitation,
supplemented
by the medication
The girl with the curls?
Did something terrible with a gun?
Ah,
she's my plus one
Don't fuss
one must have etiquette and decorum
you see?
What?
You've got the key?!
We're busting out to sirens
from this lunatic asylum
on the coast
near Shoreham on Sea