Buy the Buy.

Aching bones?
Want white teeth?
Can't climb the stairs?
Want free pain relief?
Need insurance?
House or car?
Pasta sauces?
Fine dine four courses?
Low fat meals?
Cheaper mortgage deals?
New bank account?
Better clothing discount?
Need finance advice?
Uncle Bens rice?
Scott's porage oats?
Low cholesterol spread?
A comfy new bed?
Furniture in oak?
Money for loved ones
when you croak?
I'm stifled
by contrived
rapid
fire
trifles.