Looney Tune

Remote viewing voyeurs
are watching you shower,
when you use the loo,
a toilet paper and trews pay per view,
subscribe by the hour
Tyrannical telepaths are on the warpath,
reading minds as I'm sat in the bath,
hands covering my lap
Telekinetic's are passing the soap,
grabbing the loofah,
and copping a grope
Psychics,
with sidekicks,
are giving me stick,
for googling images
of chicks with big dicks
Jehosephat protect us
from astral projectors!
bane of the ether,
dream stalking heavy breather
Firestarters turning cartwheels,
mentalists,
providing mental lists,
of crimes committed with a flick of the wrist
Bacofoil,
for a hoot,
with a modicum of toil I fashioned a suit,
but not a hat,
I'm not a crazy twat
Iconic ghosts are ruining my toast,
I'm claiming damages
for marmite Christian images,
phantom visages
like wavering mirages,
are beckoning
with carving knives,
not entirely unlike psychotic ex wives
I'm striding sunbeams,
riding moonbeams,
turning my back
eyes glazed and jaw slack
counting the stars
I can see
through steel bars