Digressions

Dressed up,
but messed up,
stressed out and locked out,
misunderstood looks,
kicked in broken locks,
socks and shirts stuffed in a bag,
cheating net hag,
frag out take cover,
another cheating internet lover.
Battles fought under sheets
she's beating my meat with zeal.
I lay back,
spent,
relenting and panting,
granted,yes,
I'm gratified,
pie eyed and pain nullified.